A True Alien Abduction

May 20th, 2014

I’ve written about my favorite alien before. Now, however, I must report that my alien has been abducted. Seriously. Who would do such a thing? I was away from the office for a few days when it happened. I came back only to find a ransom note and an empty place where my alien used to reside. It seems, though, that he’s having a pretty good life without me. According to his new Facebook page, that is…